in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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