when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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