I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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