Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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