He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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Nah just have to do a hand stand to piss. Though he can't get laid!!
It woud be damned near impossible to piss.
Possible, but not pleasant. Unless you're R Kelly.
smart kid.
That actually happened in Wisconsin a few years back.
Impressive that it's that long when flaccid.
You stay classy San diego
Gonna be hard to buff the banana like that...
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