is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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