meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
