My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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