Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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