i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
