And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
