Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I need water and some morals
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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