I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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