Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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