We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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