maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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