i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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