its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
