I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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