she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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