what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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