It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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