Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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