The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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