I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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