Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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