Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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