If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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