I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I woke up under a house in Key West
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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