No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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