If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am spending my child support on dildos
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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