its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do vagina's smell?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
