We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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