i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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