We're like a lot better than the average bears
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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