We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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