For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
