my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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