when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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