It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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