this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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