Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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