i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Its about making memories worth repressing
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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