Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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