He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize