Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm too high and old for this...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Randomize
