I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I can't turn off my feet"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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