I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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