So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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