Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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