I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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