im drinking this country out of the recession.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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