I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
