In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
