If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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