kristin has been a bad kristin
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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