walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
they're like a gay fantastic four
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
