is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Couch. On fire.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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