So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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