They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
