I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
never play flip cup with pint glasses
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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