i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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