Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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